The bright sun, the perfect house and... wow, kids and a wife! Tim was absolutely thrilled, he never thought he'd ever live out his old dream. The perfect life, as he would have thought.
The kids should still be outside, as the wife, but Tim still couldn't believe it. This is all too good to be true, but Tim went with the flow and spotted a ( Read more... )

So...

I'm not in that place called "Gotham" anymore, am I?

........ Huh? H-Hey, wait a minute, this ain't right! How'd I.... What gives!? This some kinda lame dream sequence or somethin'? Jervis Tetch, I swear if you did this I'm shovin' that stupid hat RIGHT DOWN THAT PENCIL NECK O' YERS!

[And we have one Harley Quinn, in full clown attire, looking very perturbed and disoriented, and more than a little ( Read more... )

 Well, this was certainly strange. And more than a little annoying ( Read more... )

[Alice was waiting for Kaga to show up at her place. It took her three tries before she finally cooked up some edible spaghetti. The easy part had been getting his Valentine's day present which was sitting in the other room.]

SUCCESS! It is actually delicious! ... mostly!

[She was most likely talking to the bowl on the counter. Who else would she ( Read more... )

[Walking on the curb of a long street, balancing precociously on the edge - she's holding some kind of egg-shaped object tightly in one hand; in the other, a long piece of metal with a circular ring on it.

She's humming quite the upbeat tune.]

[Sitting - lounging, rather - slouched against a wall.

She's idly spinning a switchblade between her fingers, looking utterly, worryingly bored.]

((OOC: ...I just want to see how differently my Joker muse would act if he were... a she. XD))

[Between the chill hitting the raw side of his face, the singing, and the utter state of confusion... he was having one hell of a migraine. Very tenderly he touched the unmarred side of his head, scowling. Harvey was not in a good mood to begin with, he really didn't need this right now ( Read more... )

Okaay, this is weird.

{The Blue Beetles antennas glow briefly]

You can shut up.

[They glow again.}

You know, considering you're the one digging into my spinal cord you could at least try to show me some amount of respect.

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